OMG WHAT?! SHOCKBS EXPOSED

Yo people, get ready to have your socks knocked off because we're about to spill the tea on ShockBS. This fake-as-heck scheme has been {preyingon innocent people for way too long, and it's time to call them out on their dirty secrets. We're talking about actual proof here, seriously. {Get ready to|Brace yourselves for some serious mind-blowing